Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.
Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

May 1st 2012 - Al-Shabab

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Asshole terrorist outfit al-Shabab is today's Cunt of the Day.

News from Somalia today of a suicide bomb attack on a group of MPs that has killed seven people, including two MPs who had travelled to a region controlled by a pro-government militia to promote reconciliation.

Somalia was last year rated the world's number one failed state, something which fuckwitted idiots al-Shabab played a serious role in. You may remember al-Shabab blocked aid agencies from helping famine victims last year. When not committing acts of terrorism the group has publicly whipped women for wearing bras, it has desecrated graves of foreign soldiers, it has forcibly removed gold and silver teeth from people because such adornments contravene its asshole beliefs, and it has banned samosas because their triangular shape is "too Christian".

Al-Qaeda formally recognized al-Shabab earlier this year and fully supports the group as it attempts to impose sharia law upon the Somali people. How does it do this? Well, by terrorizing people through violence and oppression, and in cases like today using brainwashed fucking idiots to kill themselves and others.

Fuck al-Shabab and seriously fuck anyone who supports them. Today's suicide attack, along with the hateful things these hateful fucking people do each and every day, makes them cunts of the first stripe.

Sponsored by people who were pleased to learn that two corrupt, thieving cunts are now in jail where they belong. In the UK, sticky fingered Michael Brown has begun his 7 year jail sentence after being on the run in Caribbean; and in the US, Samuel 'Mouli' Cohen, a man described as being "nearly sociopathic in his ability to relate to his victims" has been sentenced to 22 years for a $30m fraud. Fuck them both.

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