Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.
Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

May 10th 2012 - Alexander Mortimer and Jennifer Mahoney

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Alexander Mortimer and Jennifer Mahoney are today's Cunts of the Day.

Today's award is split between two people on two continents, both of them truly despicable human beings.

Firstly, Mortimer who was a nursery worker in South Lanarkshire, Scotland, who has "admitted sexually assaulting two toddlers". He filmed himself abusing his 2 and 3 year old victims and police found 18,000 indecent images of children in his possession. He has been remanded until he is sentenced next month.

Second up is a story from New Jersey where Mahoney has also pleaded guilty to the sexual abuse of a child. In this case Mahoney abused a 5 year old girl she was babysitting, streaming it over the internet. Mahoney accepted a plea in which she agreed that 30 years was an appropriate sentence, as well as paying restitution to her victim.

Mahoney and Mortimer obviously missed the meeting about sexually abusing children being absolutely unacceptable. They might also have missed the meeting about how such people get treated in prison. We should, however, be thankful that these two reprobates will not be free for quite some time.

Sponsored by people who were delighted to learn that the Brazilian senate has passed a law allowing alcohol to be sold in stadiums during the World Cup in 2014. It's so pleasing to see a country overturning a law introduced to stop violence in order to placate the sponsors of a sports tournament. In this case the sponsor is Budweiser. You've got to love it.

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