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Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.
Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

March 13th 2012 - Caesar Achellam

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Caesar Achellam is today's Cunt of the Day.

Today we have learned the good news that Achellam has been captured by Ugandan soldiers. As a senior commander in the Lord's Resistance Army, Achellam has been a military strategist for a particularly despicable bunch of cunts, many of whom are wanted by the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity and war crimes.

The Lord's Resistance Army, you may recall, made news in 2010 when we learned they had hacked or beaten to death 321 Congolese villagers. The Guardian reported: "most of the dead were men who had been tied up and then cut with machetes, or had their skulls crushed with axes or clubs". This is how the Lord's Resistance Army goes about its struggle to install a bible-based theocracy in Uganda.

You may also recall news in 2010 of a Lord's Resistance Army forced recruitment drive to replenish its numbers. Forced recruitment involves abducting men, women and children in huge numbers and forcing them to kill people and/or using them for sex. 54,000 people in Congo fled their homes in order to avoid being captured.

With the ongoing hunt for Lord's Resistance Army leader Joseph Kony, spurred on by a recent internet campaign, the world is a little more aware of the Lords' Resistance Army and the terrible things it is responsible for. With the capture of Achellam, we are perhaps moving a little closer to stopping these cunts once and for all.

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