Rebekah Brooks has been voted May's Cunt of the Month.
It is testament to how vile Brooks is that she was voted Cunt of the Month over Bashar al-Assad as well as a group of men in Rochdale who groomed young girls for sex. Jesus, what can it possibly be about this woman that makes people hate her so? She's so sweet and nice, and she never did anything mean to anybody.
Some people might take issue with that. Some people might even say that she is the embodiment of self entitled, arrogant vileness. In fact, just the kind of person you would expect to be chums with David Cameron, the UK's much loved Prime Minister.
The best part of Brooks being Cunt of the Month is that it signals the end of May and, you guessed it, the beginning of June. June will bring the day that Brooks is to appear at Westminster Magistrates' Court on charges of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice. From the high life, hanging around with old ballbag Rupert Murdoch, Brooks is going all the way down to appearing in the dock, treated like a common criminal charged with a serious crime. It's too fucking hilarious. This kind of scenario is exactly what the word schadenfreude was invented to describe.
If court is as far as Brooks falls then so be it, but there are millions of people who are fervently fucking wishing to see this vile woman carted off to jail. For good measure they hope poor, simple Charlie, Brook's husband, ends up being sent down as well. And for a perfect trifecta, wouldn't it be just great if Andy Coulson went down as well?
Brooks has done a great job of uniting a nation in its derision and contempt. As time goes by perhaps she will become more aware of how strongly people feel about her and come to terms with the fact that she has become a figurehead for all that is wrong with the gutter press, the arrogance of wealthy business people and those who think they are above us all. Quite an achievement indeed.