Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.
Trawling the daily news to find you the person most worthy of being awarded Shrub Monkey's prestigious Cunt of the Day.

June 8th 2012 - Cohen Klein & Matthew Milat

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Cohen Klein and Matthew Milat are today's Cunts of the Day.

Down under we go to catch up with sentencing of these two utterly reprehensible pieces of human detritus in the shape of Klein and Milat who have been given lengthy jail sentences for a brutal thrill killing in New South Wales, Australia in 2010.

The Sydney Morning Herald reports the two juveniles lured David Auchterlonie into Belanglo State Forest on his 17th birthday "where he was tortured, tormented and murdered with a double-sided axe" in "an adrenaline-fuelled thrill kill". For good measure, Klein filmed Milat tormenting and finally killing Auchterlonie because the pair wanted "a trophy to help them remember and gloat about what they had done."

Many people might remember Matthew Milat's great uncle Ivan Milat who is currently in jail for murdering seven backpackers who were buried in the same forest. Milat junior was apparently obsessed with his serial killing great uncle; after murdering Auchterlonie, Milat told a friend, "You know my family. this is what we do".

Instead of showing remorse, Milat wrote jailhouse poetry glorifying and boasting about the crime. This might explain why he was given the longest sentence handed to a juvenile in New South Wales' recent history - a maximum of 43 years with no chance of parole before 30 years. Klein was given 22 years for his role.

Like his great uncle, another murderous piece of shit ends up in jail where they belong, along with his accomplice. We can but hope that fellow guests at the Australian institutions where these evil fucks are headed get a chance to give a strong jailhouse welcome to these contemptible little cunts. 

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